SfH 15 Friendly Reunion
Author: japancat
Content Rating: T-13
Published: 2012-07-20 00:30:08
Tags: Yu Yu Hakusho, Parody, Humor



Summary:
The year is 1999. The four guys meet again. And discuss how to get Kurama a girlfriend.

Author´s Notes and Disclaimers:
Why isn't this in Forever Yesterday?
Chapter 15
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1999, September probably, or could do like MPD Psycho- X Month, 199Y to 200W.

A few years had passed since that day at the beach. The fours guys were gathered in Genkai's temple. Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama were sitting at a table and Hiei was staring out the window, to which Kuwabara whispered to Yusuke, "What is he writing poetry over there? Why doesn't he start writing about how he wishes he were a bird so he can be free like his dark soul?"

"I can hear you," Hiei growled.

"Yeah, who cares?" Kuwabara stuck out his tongue and blew a raspberry at him.

"Yeah, come 'ere, we got some important stuff to talk about and we need you to join in," Yusuke replied.

"What kind of stuff?" Cocked brow.

"I dunno. Someone getting an eye poked out. Whatever you want it to be! Just get over here!"

Irritable sigh. He walked over and sat next to Kurama.

"Okay. Kurama, you need a girlfriend," Yusuke said. Short and sweet and to the point.

"Wait, I what? No, I'm okay. I don't think I really need..." Kurama was interrupted by Hiei getting up.

"Sit back down. You need a hand in this!" Yusuke growled. "If you get up again I'll... Kuwabara, what's that sitting at your feet?"

"A stapler."

"Yeah, Hiei, if you don't sit down, I'll hold you down with a stapler!"

"How the hell is that supposed to do anything!"

"You know what, how bout you shut up and let us get this stuff taken care of!" Yusuke stared at Kurama and then Kuwabara. He refused to look at Hiei though. Apparently that was his punishment for getting up in the first place. "Okay, who do we know that's available?" No comments. "Ugh... Sure, I gotta do all the work... Lemme see... Shizuru..."

Kuwabara objected. "No! That's weird! I don't wanna call you my brother! And she's really... She kind of.. No, just no! That's just weird!"

"Okay... Botan...."

"Hey, if Kurama does it with her... Does that make her a necophiliac?"

"What about Zombies? And vampires, too?" Hiei added.

"Yeah! Cause she's kind of dead, isn't she? She's a grim reaper... Or is she human?"

They all said together. "Or is we dancer?"

"Your mom's available!"

"YOUR mom's available! Very mature, Hiei!" Yusuke growled. "And since you're throwing so much out, how bout you name some people you know!"

Hiei stared at him. "I don't know any women. Don't ask me."

"So you mean to tell me that of all the people you live with, Mukuro's the only girl there? I'd keep an eye on her if that's true. Nah, I know that's not true. She loves you very much... She told me."

"She only talked to you twice! Or three times... Or four! But not enough to say enough!"

"Hey, what about those girls from the Tournament? Koto and Juri and that half naked one?" Kuwabara suggested. "They owe us one!"

"Well, I think they forgot all about us... And I kind of wouldn't want to date a half naked girl... And I mean that because... How do I say this nicely...?" They already figured it out.

"Hey, maybe Mukuro's got friends..." Yusuke carried on the suggestion.

"No! Quit asking about her!" Hiei threw a rock at him.

"Oh thank god!" Kuwabara looked relieved. They all looked at him. "I thought Mukuro was a guy and I thought it was weird... Cause I didn't think you were... G... Ga-"

"Where have you been in the last five minutes, Kuwabara?"

"Hey, so what's she look like? Is she hot?"

"Why do you care? You're chasing after someone, don't you?"

Keiko opened the door. "Oh hey. There you are! I was looking for you. Hey, I haven't seen you in a while." Indicating Hiei. "So how've...?"

Yusuke pulled out some playing cards and began to shuffle them. "So guys, it's time to talk about boobs and smoke some cigars..."

"Ugh. If you wanted me to leave, you should have just said so!" She slammed the door.

Long silence. Hiei stood up. "Good new everyone. Now that it's quiet."

"What, Mukuro's pregnant?" Yusuke laughed.

"God, no! Where'd you get that?!"

"I dunno... I heard some rumors that she's not like she used to be and you seem a bit relaxed.... Come on, you can't tell me you've been together, what, five years almost and you never did the deed?"

"What if we did? Why do you care? Why don't you tell me about your personal life first?"

"What if I do? What're you gonna do about it, bitch?"

"I'm leaving!"

"Hey, separation anxiety! And no you don't! Go sleep on the couch!"

"Screw you!" He crawled on the table and curled into as tight a ball he could.

"What the hell are you doing now?"

"I'm going to sleep!"

"Yeah well get your big butt out of my face!"

"I'm not moving, you move!"

"I think I want to leave, too. This is getting too weird for me..." Kurama mumbled.

"I don't know, Kurama. I think this is kind of funny..." Kuwabara would have taken out a bag of popcorn and sat there like he was at the movies if he could.

Then Yukina opened the door. "Hey, guys. I brought cookies with me if you want some. Keiko told me you were in here. Oh it's Mr. Hiei. It's been a while... But what are you doing sitting on the table like that?"

"...Nothing." He quickly got off and looked like he was pouting.

"Hey, let's finish this later. I want something to eat," Kuwabara said. Yusuke jumped to his feet and went out.

Kurama paused on his way out. "Hiei, aren't you coming?"

"Yeah... Don't wait for me." Kurama shrugged at that comment. After they all left the room, they heard Hiei scream and they saw Hiei getting attacked by a bunch of Christmas lights.

And Kurama finally spoke for everyone. "What the HELL?"

Of course they all helped him out. Yusuke said, "Now that we've freed Hiei who decided to make it Christmas for some reason, let's party like it's 1999!"

"But is!" Hiei corrected him.

"Group hug!" Botan cheered. And they all crowded around Hiei.

"No! Stop! I hate you all!"

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